Atchafalaya Swamp

Sunday, April 27, 2008

22 hours: Surabaya - Part I

HE SAUNTERED IN A BIT TOO QUICKLY through the entrance of the five-star Hyatt hotel when the lone security guard held up a hand. It was already late. He was tired from a day of chasing helicopters, taxis and airplanes, taxis and more taxis and he was desperate to unwind. The usually smart doormen in long red coats had gone home. Only the lone security guard in starched police blues remained.

His eyes scanned the cavernous lobby, and save for night manager behind the reception the place looked empty. He looked at his Swiss chronometer, the mechanical hands telling him it is 11 o’clock. He quickly emptied his pockets – a tattered Burberry wallet bulging with a million rupiahs, a box of Dunhills, Cricket lighter, a cheap Nokia mobile and some loose change on the tray before passing through the airport-type metal detector.

Collecting his belongings he nodded at the night manager and proceeded to turn right, cocking his head to hear the faint strains of a live band playing Owner of a lonely heart.

“Not bad . . . band sounds alright”, he muttered, and looked forward to having a drink to relax after a hectic day of traveling with the usual accompanying highs and lows. Mostly lows. He was on ‘low’ now. Like most ‘cover bands’ he had experienced in hotel pubs and discos across Asia, he would certainly welcome the distraction of the skimpy outfits the female singers afforded. With the thought, his steps quickly gathered purpose.

“Shit”, he cursed. He had forgotten to bring his Canon compact camera along, which he normally carries. After all it was small enough to carry in his jeans pocket. He had left it in the drawer of the hotel, some fifteen minutes away by bechak further up along Jalan Ahmad Basuki, the main downtown thoroughfare in Surabaya. The reason he went to the Hyatt was purely logistical – it being the closest five-star hotel –with a presumably decent live band.

“What the hell, it’s a long shot anyway…” he said, and entered the threshold of the hotel’s bar…

The Backstory

The events as the story unfolds to our anti-hero Mat Salo happened mostly on March the 12th and spilling over to March the 13th.

Ever the intrepid schemer and opportunist, he held strictly to the adage: You only live once. The other thing he was mostly likely to tell people is to work hard and play hard. And yeah, playing hard meant the wine, women and song bit -- mostly song.

Just a day earlier he was marooned on a drilling rig in the oilfields of eastern Borneo, chasing the ever-shrinking-once-almighty buck when a section of the well he was drilling finished. It was March the 11th.

Seditious thoughts came to him, if I catch a chopper to Balikpapan tomorrow, I just might make the afternoon flight to Surabaya, see the show, fly back on the 13th and be back by the 14th.

All in all he planned to disappear for a total of seventy-two hours, hopping over from Balikpapan, Borneo, to Surabaya, Indonesia’s second largest city in East Java. Jawa Timur is often times described as the heart of Indonesia, home to the founders of Indonesia Bung Karno and Pak Harto, along with that venerable institution PT HM SAMPOERNA, makers of the wildly popular clove cigarettes. When most major cities in the world only have a meager street or two of 'red-light ', Surabaya boasts a whole unique district -'Dolly' - dedicated strictly to the pleasures of the flesh.

He looked forward to visiting this interesting city.

And why not do it? Why not, indeed, he thought. The trouble is, his employer mustn’t know. If he fails to be back on the rig at the appointed time, the drilling operations for the next phase would be seriously jeopardized. The company would certainly be facing a heavy lawsuit for work suspension. . .

Buy hey, you only live once right?

Against his better judgment, he went ahead. So our anti-hero booked himself on the first helicopter to Balikpapan’s Sepinggan International. Luckily for him the main domestic flight terminal was across the tarmac but he needed money to finance the day’s unlikely and potentially disastrous activities. Exiting the chopper, he made sure his fellow passengers would make no mention of his whereabouts; swearing them to secrecy with promises of ‘I owe you’ and ‘drinks-on-me-next-time?’

As far as his boss was concerned, Mat Salo was safely ensconced on the rig.

He grabbed a taxi and headed to the nearest ATM –that would be the BCA Bank – where in two separate transactions he was richer by three million rupiahs, quickly doubling back to the airport to purchase the BalikpapanSurabaya on Lion Air. The 12:50 flight had two seats left. Ah, it’s gonna be my lucky day.

But once in Surabaya, he still needed tickets to see the ToTo, which was reputedly to be the last time this legendary band was going to tour the world. If our bumbling anti-hero gets there only to find the tickets sold-out? He'd rather not ponder the negatives.

And he insisted on not leaving a paper trail too, therefore any transactions involving the internet, charge or credit cards were a no-no. Everything would be cash. This, our anti-hero thought, harks back to his passion for John Le Carre’s and Robert Ludlum’s protagonists. No trail. Hopefully not even DNA.

The Lion Air 727 touched down precisely at 13:50 local East Javanese time. In his window seat he watches for the first time the pavilion of Juanda International, gateway to Surabaya, gliding by. He moves the hands of his Swiss mechanical back by one hour. Plenty of time, he mused.

On rushing out of the tarmac and into the air-conditioned arrivals he quickly looks for the KAHA counter, carrying only small duffel bag slung across his shoulder. Why bother? He only planned to be in the city for something like twenty-two hours, so like all good characters in spy novels he travels light.

The KAHA counter is where one buys a voucher at a usually good rate for any of the major hotels in town. The waifish jilbab-ed doe-eyed beauty recommended a nice three-star close to where he planned to go. She had also emphasized, while giving him a sly once-over, that the rate includes breakfast for two and a king sized bed.

Half-embarrassed he winks at her and light-heartedly tries a small joke.

“Can’t you see I’m alone here Mbak?”

“Well, Pak”, again that coy smile against a teeth so white and lips so pink with gloss – “one never knows, right?” The lips close deliciously and the eyes twinkle and move coquettishly away.

The ubiquitous Blue Bird taxis lined the arrivals terminal. The 70,000 rupiah voucher he purchased at the counter would take him anywhere in the city center. The sopir obligingly lowered the passenger window so he could enjoy the first drag of the Dunhill’s post-flight.

Friends who had been to Surabaya (he does have his clandestine contacts) had warned of the infamous macet - traffic jam – so he factored in one hour to get to the city center, even if it’s only twenty-five or so kilometers away. Surabaya, after all, is one of the largest cities in the world.

He arrives at the hotel, pleased to know that a large mall was nearby and the concert venue was also close. In the room he perused the Yellow Pages and called Disc Tarra, a chain of the largest CD/DVD stores in Indonesia. He called the one at the mall adjacent to the hotel. The pleasant sales guy said he ran out of tickets – perhaps Bapak would like to try the venue itself?

It turned out the taxi ride to the Empire Palace – a gaudy Roman styled building was only ten minutes away.

He was impressed right away; flags with the band’s image fluttering in orderly rows near at the car park, his heart drumming and hoping the tickets would still be available. Apparently the venue could only seat a thousand.

Beads of sweat lined his forehead while he stood in line, relieved that the most expensive ‘VVIP’ tickets were still available. Alas, after handing over the 350,000 rupiahs (about 35 US dollars), he was not given a ticket, but a receipt.

What? A receipt, in lieu of a ticket?

“What the…” he began. But the clerk at the counter patiently explained the recent spate of counterfeit tickets at concert venues had made this necessary. The tickets would be exchanged later, at the gates, before the start of the show.

No show

And a few hours later, at the
Empire Palace, along with scores of other disgruntled patrons, Mat Salo had ‘invaded’ the empty stage, demanding answers. But the promoters were nowhere to be seen and riot police had arrived to secure order. But there was nothing he could do but cut his losses. Understandably, he was bitterly disappointed.

The band’s equipment – the word was, had gotten ‘stuck’ at customs in Jakarta. The concert was now forced to be postponed the following night.

But he has no chance at all to stay the extra day. If he stays, he’ll lose his job.

So, it had been pointless after all: a lesson in frivolity and stupidity.

He hung around a while, looking like a zombie and figuring what to do next before deciding on a leisurely bechak ride back to the hotel.

And that was how, a few hours later he found himself at the bar of the Hyatt.

He didn't know it then, but his luck was about to change.

To be continued . .


Unknown said...

When was it you last posted? Just after the Korean War wasn't it? Welcome back and what a way to make a comeback. It's a real gem of an entry though you did not get to see TOTO. But really whats the big deal? Here in Malaysia we have TOTO at almost any corner of any shoplots?

So sorry you had to miss it but then the adventure alone is worth it. So in part 2 are we to expect a nice juicy chick, sitting all alone at the Hyatt, pissed that she too missed the concert and was willing to cry herself off on the shoulders of agent MS 012?

Mat Salo said...

Bukan apa Chegu, when I visited your blog teruih kena tarbi sama Zoro. Depa pun chegu jugak... Hehe good idea for part II...

ewoon said...

Hei bro,

Seems to me you are prone to do this a lot. Keep us waiting on tender hooks.

i expect a good ending. You have robbed me of my sleep tonight.


Rita Ho said...

I know! I know! The band was staying at the Hyatt and you got to meet them in person. Right? Right?

Mat Salo said...

Brader ewoon: a good ending is what keep me up nights! Working on it though.. Ha-ha.

Apologies bro, for making you sleepless in Ara Damansara.

Rita: Ohmigosh! You already let the cat out of the bag. Now I've got to get my creative cap on and tell another pack of lies!

gram.kong said...

Mat Salo,
Well done again.A masterly written piece with a dose of suspense.Can't wait for Part II.

You are good storyteller, Mat Salo.Keep it up.

cakapaje said...

Salam bro,

Nice to see you back online. Just make sure the continuation will not be the same time as Hailey's Comet! lol! :)

Unknown said...

Salam bro,
Welcome back online.
That was some adventure you had back there. I am a fan as well, but I am no concert-goer. Not a die hard, just layan lagu ajer haha :)
...what, you really met them in the Hotel?

Salt N Turmeric said...

alamak. baru nak cakap, rita dah wrote it first! lol. u did take some pics, didn u?

speaking of sampoerna, i used to smoke tht too but since it was bot over by rjr, they stopped selling it here( it was pricey too. back in PA it was like 80/carton). now its djarum. not too bad and cheaper in cali.

Mat Salo said...

H-L: Thanks. It's compliments like yours that me feel like I'm on the right track. Am I?, Maybe. But it's worth trying anyway... Er, if I ever write a book, you're going to be the first guy to write a 'blurb' on the jacket. Cool.

Shah: Hailey's comet passes once every how many moons Shah? Or is years? OK lah, I'll try to make a self-imposed deadline. :)

Akmal: Alah bro.. ini dah pecah tembelang nampak. Now I really have to fictionalize the story ... Mat Salo tu alter-ego / fictional character. So can make up anything.

Farina: Wow! Keretek oso got in Orange County ah? So expensive!

Where got pictures? That's why it's a 'fictional' account. Stupid Mat Salo left his damn camera back in the hotel! Usually kehu kehilir bawak, but not that one momentous time. Eh maybe you can knock on that guy's door in Sherman Oaks and ask him to email me the pictures on his handphone camera... heh.

Rita Ho said...

Seriously, Mat? Farina and I guessed correctly? I'd better start buying lottery tickets. Hehehe ..

You are a great story teller, so I am very sure Part II will be much more entertaining than the delinquent cat. :)

Salt N Turmeric said...

ur phone got no camera meh? eh who lives in sherman oak?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

alaa...aunty rita and farina just got to let the cat out of the bag dont they? you guys are spoiling it la. party poopers!!!! hehehe...eh mat, reading this is much more enthralling lah. you should have finished the whole story la bro.

tokasid said...

Salam Pak MS:

The last you wrote was during the T-Rex roaming this planet era.But it was a worthwhile wait for us.

Despite knowing the outcome minutes after what happened( remember you sms-ed me?)this story is still full of suspense Pak.Nw that Ludlum is no more here,I think you deserve to take his place.Maybe we can read the MatSalo Identity soon.

I don't blame Aunty Rita and sis Farina for guessing it right. But I do want to know if you have got the photos from Monsieur Simon Philips?

Anonymous said...

Did you notice that your rating went mad after you put up this post?

I click on about a fifty times a day to look out for Part II.

And I read this piece again and again. And I attempted the leave comment few hours after u first put it up but I deleted it because it didnt sound so good.

So I kept on trying and this is how this comment of mine sounds like. Pretty crappy to sit below such an exceptionally awesome story.

Give me my Part II. Please.

Mat Salo said...


Ini macam arr kucing oredi escape from the gunnysack - aiyaa.. have to concoct a whole different scenario now. Truth is there is no part 2. Aw, shucks don't worry. I'll make one up! Working on it.

Farina - you will learn in due time who lives in Sherman Oaks - Doc Tokasid has also spilled the beans. If only Mat Salo had a camera phone. Urghh.. if only! Speaking of Tokasid -

Doc TA - mana ada mamat tu ingat. He's probably got people swarming around him in bars, off stage, supermarkets so he must have forgotten me. You must remember, I plied him with the Devil's Piss a lot. But a story, no matter how bad, sometimes needs to be told, warts and all - right? Mat Salo's Identity? Saper nak main? Matt Damon ka? Atau Matt Kerpov?

Kerp - party poopers? He-he... No laa, I wanted to test the story first and then make it up as I go along. It's called 'creative writing'. Some people call it 'lying'.. :)

Elviza - Err, my heart goes 'dug-dug' every time your comment comes. I'm glad you like it. It's just a story after all. The part II is being written as I'm covered in grease on the rig floor, but the re-writes is what's gonna take forever! I wish I could write like you and Mat Bangkai. Short & sweet, with perfect phrasing, sentence construction & oh, so smooth flowing...

Don't worry Sis, your comments are always good! :)

Pak Zawi said...

Mat Salo,
Salam Pak. Thought I would still see the Mather Lover when I came in just now. How wrong I was when I came in a few days late after another masterpiece was posted.
Don't worry about the cat being out of the box, your way of telling the story will keep us glued to your post. Just write about your adventures as how it really happened. I know that kingsized bed was not wasted.

BaitiBadarudin said...

wow, suspense!

J.T. said...

Hi Mat Salo

It has been a month since I last spoke to you (and met you in person). Time flies, doesn't it?

Enjoyed this post but please lah .. don't leave us hanging like a cat on a tree branch. Get the ladder and bring us down. :)

ZABS said...

Salam MS,
Rasa berbaloilah hari ini bila masuk blog hang. Cerita tak menjadi yang bagus. Bila nak sambung lagi? Tunggu naik ke darat semula ke?

tokasid said...


I still have Airto Moreira's Touching You...Touching Me...vinyl with me. kalu hang ada turntable aku boleh kasi hang pinjam Airto.

Anonymous said...

Hah! Ambik. This is for me braving my bosses ire and furtively straying here to catch your latest post, only to suffer storius interuptus.

Kambing la lu.

U shud write a book la macha! ur story so gonzo, so cavalier, and it beats the sleazy escapades of Datuk Hamid pants down.

Cepat post la!

I kinda can predict what happens next...it is your writing style that intrigues me.

norazimah mohamad nor said...

Salam perjuangan

Terima kasih kerana meletakkan link blog nora di laman u.

Terima kasih kerana memberi sokongan pada laman nora.

Salam perjuangan

Tuan Lokong said...

Salam Mat lamer lagi tk nengok nih skang ader lah belek punya belek jumper balek Blog mu nih. Apo khabar? Ni masih juga North of Dafur nih mmm Kat Heglig "Enta Dingka Tamam" tempat selalu kena serang dan askar belambak tak buat keje. Harap syarikat bagi makan sedap je....anyway nice jumper lagi. Ni yang belek kerana nak baca keua kes kes RPK :)